When I was in my teens, I took guitar lessons, and one day, while I was taking a lesson, I asked the teacher if he could show me how to play "Tears in Heaven." He said he could and immediately taught me how to play the opening riff. The riff wasn't that hard and playing it, even sometimes imperfectly, was very rewarding because what I was producing sounded very similar to what was on the record. Then came the verse, which was a little more difficult because Eric Clapton plays several fills. However, to motivate me, my teacher said, "Sure, we don't need to play these fills—they are tricky and the song would still sound great without them—but if Eric Clapton can play them, I like to think we can too.'"
Tuesday, November 25, 2025
Saturday, November 22, 2025
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
I was in the locker room at the pool today, about to go swimming, and next to me was a guy who had just finished changing back into his street clothes. I took note of him because he was singing to himself. He was singing Elton John's "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road." It was kinda nice listening to him, but when he got to the chorus, here's how he sang it:
"So goodbye Yellow Brick Road/Where the da da da da da da da. Ya can't bah bah da da da house/ I'm da da da da da."
It made complete sense to me that this man didn't know all the lyrics. I mean, have you ever heard "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"? The chorus is super hard to make out. However, because I really like the song, I know the text by heart.
Anyway, after I heard how this guy sang the chorus, I kept going back and forth with myself: "Should I tell him the lyrics? Should I just keep my mouth shut?"
By now, he was looking at his phone, so I thought maybe the moment had passed. But then for some reason, I thought, "Nah, fuck it," so I turned to him and said, "Do you know what the lyrics actually are?" He looked up at me and smiled, and before I let him say anything else, I said, "So goodbye Yellow Brick Road/Where the dogs of society howl."
He kinda of stopped me there and said, "What exactly is it? 'Growl'"? I shook my head and said: "Where the dogs of society howl." I then continued: "You can't plant me in your penthouse/I'm going back to my plough."
"My what?" he said. "I didn't get that."
"My plough, like a farmer."
He caught on immediately, "Ah, my plough...like going back to the roots."
"Exactly," I said.
In the end, I was glad I said something.
Tuesday, November 04, 2025
Branding
One pack of Bicycle Playing Cards costs $3.54.
One pack of Bicycle Playing Cards with a Star Wars theme costs $12.92.
The eye-popping discrepancy underscores the power of branding. There is basically no difference between the plain Bicycle Playing Cards and the pack with the Star Wars theme.
Branding really bypasses logic.
Just think about: The Star Wars cards cost nearly four times more what the plain cards cost. Imagine paying $30,000 for a gray Honda Civic versus paying $120,000 for that same Civic because it had a cool color.
Wednesday, October 15, 2025
Playing with Matches
Once when I was 11-years-old I went over to the house of a boy I knew from school. I remember that we went up to his room, and once we were there, I began playing with matches that he had. I was lighting a few and then quickly putting them out. I guess his mom was in the hallway and somehow smelled the smoke through the door. She stormed in and asked us what the hell we were doing. The boy just pointed at me, essentially saying, He did it.
I decided in that moment that I would never play with that boy again. I would never be his friend.
Tuesday, October 14, 2025
Enjambment
There's a nice use of enjambment in Phil Collin's song "Against All Odds."
verse
How can I just let you walk away?
Just let you leave without a trace?
When I stand here taking every breath, with you, ooh
You′re the only one who really knew me at all
How can you just walk away from me
When all I can do is watch you leave?
'Cause we′ve shared the laughter and the pain and even shared the tears
You're the only one who really knew me at all
chorus
So take a look at me now
Oh, there's just an empty space
And there′s nothing left here to remind me
Just the memory of your face
Ooh, take a look at me now
Well, there′s just an empty space
And you coming back to me is against the odds
And that's what I′ve got to face
verse
I wish, I could just make you turn around
Turn around and see me cry
There's so much I need to say to you, so many reasons why
You′re the only one who really knew me at all
chorus
So take a look at me now
Well, there's just an empty space
And there′s nothin' left here to remind me
Just the memory of your face
Now take a look at me now
'Cause there′s just an empty space
But to wait for you, is all I can do
And that′s what I've gotta face
Take a good look at me now
′Cause I'll still be standing here
And you coming back to me is against all odds
It′s the chance I've gotta take
outro
Take a look at me now