Poem: "Let Me Be Your Google Bar"

This poem went completely off the rails. But I sort of like it. Enjoy.

Let me be your Google bar
Let me help you search 
For what you want from life 
Let me help you find. 

Let me be your Google bar 
Let me help you learn 
About the life of ancient stars 
And wonders here on earth. 

Let me be your Google bar 
And share your secrets many 
A mirror for your fears, I'll be 
Your indiscretions plenty. 

Oh Google bar, sweet Google bar 
Magic 8-ball on the wall 
A teleprompter for our thoughts 
And daydreams come to nought. 

I'd love to see your Google bar 
And check your history 
And go swimming in a pool that's filled
With pages of your diary.